Bribing with Bacon
The mornings have been especially rough for Diva this week.
Yesterday when I woke her up, she didn’t make a move toward the door. She just rolled over. So I prodded her again. It’s Sunday! she protested. I hated to break the news to her. It’s Monday.
Waaaaaaaa! Yes, tears over Monday morning. I can’t blame her. I didn’t get a weekend, so Monday was a bit painful for me as well.
This morning, I was greeted with tears again when I woke her up. Not a morning person myself and being sick as well, I put James in charge of getting Diva up. She always responds better to him in the mornings anyway. It must be a daddy/daughter thing, I thought.
I went to the kitchen to fix Toaster Strudels for the kids. I love our fancy toaster that allows me to toast a whole box at one time. As I’m putting on the icing, James comes in the kitchen with a satisfied look on his face. Some people (namely me) would call it smugness.
So I had to ask him how did he do it. His secret? He stashed away some bacon from the breakfast he made over the weekend just for the occasion when waking up and facing the world was just too unbearable for her little soul.
Bacon.
Bacon and sausage always rights her mornings. Are you seriously bribing our daughter with bacon?! Proudly, James admitted, Yes I am.
So I started thinking, Why should I be judgemental about that? We bribe our kids over all sorts of things: toys for being good at the store, snacks for eating all their dinner, and prizes for good grades.
Do bribes really work? Sometimes. At least in this case, it made our morning peaceful.
Tell me, do you bribe your kids? Does it work?

For as long as I can remember, I wanted to be a mother. God blessed me with three wonderful children, who keep me going. My husband and I have been married for almost 12 years, and he’s my best friend.
Of course I bribe my children, it’s the only way to go. I know the so called experts say you shouldn’t but I think they must not have children.
That’s what I think too.